G String was called in. It seems the Hokkaido hash has lured one of our best home. And fearing that dreadful send off, the unforgiving LCH3 sang in the most endearing way – “F off you…”

 

TOTW? VB says it’s been a bit of a quiet week.  Only 800k dreamers denied entry, and a $2M gift from Saudi for El Trumpo. But to help Roo Rooter meld into the land of the free, and home of the brave, he was awarded the infamous T-shirt. Try getting thru immigration with that on. He’s alright, he’s alright, he’s got tiny little hands but…

 

And now it’s time for the MMW. Seems the Scribe has to multi task tonight. Forget that Fawlty Towers only departed Melb this morn. But that didn’t stop our GM sending a Watsapp to someone out of radio range at 30,000 feet and 6,000km away. He’s the meanest, he…

 

Apparently it was also a slow news week in Aus. The two big topics were Same Sex Marriage and Section 44 of the Australian constitution (yes, they have one).

And one politician figured strongly in both debates – our Deputy PM – Barnaby Joyce. Searching for a dead ringer,Fawlty Towers drags in Roo Rooter. Now it has emerged that our true blue Barnaby, in fact is also a citizen of Kiwi land, which under section 44 of the constitution, invalidates him as a member of Parliament. (Not a Roo Rooter but a Sheep Shagger, in fact…Ed) On inPrick Me, who is awarded Barnaby to take back to NZ for good, and improve the intellect of both countries. He’s the meanest, he……

 

VB breaks up the Chinese private circle, but the gals were just deciding what to wear for the D n D? Iron Crutch, Sharon Batu and Wonton – b/s, b/s, it all sounds like……

 

AOB? Oh yes. Awesome 4some tells us how stressful SG can be. The ladies on our MRT and buses, have to be wary of the infamous up skirt video-er. But today on the hash, someone was taking their very own up skirt video – on in Posh Pussy (and by default Juicy Pussy) – they’ alright, they’re alright….

 

On in Pooh Bag. Apparently the tensions are high not just on the Korean Peninsula, but also in Singapore following the Woodleigh MRT incident. So on in Totally Unacceptable for breaching guidelines and putting marks in close proximity to a MRT. B.I.M.B.O….

 

Next it was Airborne – getting in for some self flagellation b4 others would have inevitably charged him. Last week’s scribe having spent too long in Indonesia, got his P’s and V’s and F’s confused, and had labelled the newly named Simin as F’ Me Lately instead of Puck Me Lately. Seeking forgiveness, Airborne suggests that now that Simin is coming early, should she be called Puck Me On Time? Here’s to Puck Me, she’s true blue….

 

Handbag jumps in with another spelling mistake, with Rooning Sh#t being a silly stunt…

 

Circle Jerk strides forth and proclaims he saw something on the hash tonight he hadn’t seen for ten years. Was that an erection? But 11 assures us with two horrors under ten, that wasn’t it. No, it was indeed Hooray – actually running? bounding along over the bridge? But natural order was restored after Hooray went back to a shuffle after 5 meters of the good old days.

 

Cherry Picker chimes in with another spelling mistake – in fact when Airborne was first named, it was scribed at the time as Air Porn. Here’s to mile high man, he’s true blue…

 

Cunni Lick Her brings in a petite guest who setting out on the run, couldn’t work out why her remote control key wouldn’t lock the car? Because, the engine was still running – B.I.M.B.O….

 

As it should be, the Hare coped the final whipping, for drinking beer and eating tiramisu at the coffee shop, whilstPrick Me did all the hard work. He ought to be publicly……

 

And with Mr. Hoe frying furiously, and Maskerbator pouring wildly, it was on, on, on…

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The Kallang River run

Circle Report- Run 1850

The Kallang River Run

Date: Friday 8th Sept 2017

Run Site: Kampong Bugis

On-on: On-site – Mr. Hoe

Hares: Prick Me & Totally Unacceptable

 

Total Run/ Circle Attendance:      56, of which 39 Members (  F 18 & 21 M)

Virgins:                                         2 -Daniela and Clodagh

Visitors & Returnees:                    15 (4F, 11 M)

New Member:                               Thanks for the guest fees

Milestones                                    We lost our beloved G String

Next Week’s Hares:                       Fawlty Towers & Fawlty Bush

Run Site:                                       The very end of Chestnut Avenue

On-On:                                          On site: Mr. Hoe BBQ++

 

 

Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers,   Photos: Airborne

The GM’s called the throng together at 8:01pm, and were immediately welcomed with B/S, B/S, it all sounds like…. as the hashers rushed to Maskerbator for a refill to see out proceedings .Pressing on, VB got the PS announcements out of the way – 35th anniversary run n DnD – sign up you…

 

On in the hares – Prick Me and Totally Unacceptable and on out the noisy motorbike. What did we think of the Kallang River run? Not enough arrows, too many fiords, too much shiggy, but a VERY GOOD RUN nonetheless- here’s to the hares….. And the on-on? For a heavily subsidized $10 – Mr. Hoe’s famous piss n chips n pork belly plus apple pie n ice cream. Let’s keep the circle short…

 

Voting Bitch holds in Prick Me, for sending an email at 5:57pm saying “we may be late”? And the hare was primed as B.I.M.B.O…

 

Virgins? Yes, two lovely ladies – Daniela and Clodagh – Gentlemen – they’re alright…..

 

Guests – Suction Cup, Puck Me Lately, Poo Bag, Ying, Ikea Balls, Ketchup, Winston, Stevie, Oyster Balls, Tellicum, Sampson Letoi, Neil, Greg, Chong and Clinton – Open another barrel – here’s to the guests, they’re true blue….

 

Hare whip? Prick Me – well done for immediately charging Totally Unacceptable. “This run had been a lot or work” – b/s, b/s…. And so it seems the ancient mariner who has sailed the seven seas, can’t follow a kiwi map? B.I.M.B.O…..

 

Next weeks run? Another Fawlty Run? Oh yeah - get yourself to Chestnut Avenue for some great hash territory and an on site BBQ…see above for details.

 

Recognizing Stash was chomping at the bit, VB invited him in to clear some grievances – what’s with these FRB’s? Can they not follow arrows? Did they not see the 20 storey landmark near the run site? On in Stevie, Puck Smuggler, Juicy Pussy (and by popular demand, the Posh one also), and 8:24 also, being caught heading towards Changi. They ought to be publicly……

 

The GM’s restored natural order, and calling for the MW, we witnessed the usual stroll for a top up. And just as Puck Smuggler began to question himself – in comes No Rection. Hashers should realize by now that nothing escapes the MW. On in Awesome 4some who had departed early last week to avoid being charged for putting make up on for the circle. Here’s to the princess, she’s true blue…

 

VB brings in the young pup – Dirty Hacker for a hashy b’day. Is he allowed to drink it, they were heard to ask? – but b4 Mother Mary could answer, it was down, down, down, down…

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